Commitment is about doing whatever it takes.—Anonymous

A day at Plaza Semanggi

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

This is the situation: You are an Indonesian, made and born in this beautiful Indonesia. One day you went to this shopping mall in Indonesia and after eating some Indonesian food, you needed to go to the restroom in that particular Indonesian shopping mall.

You needed to go there. To use something in the restroom. You needed to go there badly. And after stepping in to the small room here’s what you saw:

Everything seemed fine for you, at first. But in a second you realized that there was no TOILET PAPER. No WATER TAP and no NOZZLE located next to the toilet, also. They all just disappeared.

You opened the lid and hoped to see a SMALL METAL NOZZLE in there designed to squirt water. But no, you DIDN’T see the bloody bidet.

You began to ask yourself: So how am I exactly gonna do it here? It’s like going to a war without bringing any weapon.

Maybe they were trying to save the trees by not providing toilet paper any longer, you wondered. Maybe this was some kind of environmentally friendly toilet where they stopped giving users access to water, you pondered. Maybe for the sake of fighting global warming the flush wouldn’t even work, now you began to panic.

So you closed the lid really slowly. You grabbed your cellphone and took a picture of the goddamn toilet with it.

Instead of joining the “Save the environment, save the world” movement, you decided to simply blog about it. For you, the whole idea is just STUPID.

19 Komentar:

Blogger ikram »
14 January, 2009 22:40  

Maybe they wanted you to use the trash bin instead. Poor Indonesian.

Anonymous si Dogol »
16 January, 2009 01:04  

This is the era of autonomy.

You are supposed to bring your own toilet paper... or at least your own squirt gun...


Blogger 18november »
16 January, 2009 15:04  


eh tapi kram, di toilet four seasons juga begini lho. tissue ada sih, tapi masa ga ada bidet??

oya, what did you do after you took the picture? you did say you needed to go badly.. :p

Blogger batari saraswati »
16 January, 2009 18:11  

ooh ini toh kenapa aku ditinggal lama banget di Radja Kecil itu.

Blogger ikram »
16 January, 2009 20:37  

Dogol: In that case, it's the era of sickness hahahaha.

Upi: What I did afterwards is off the record! :P

Batari: Yup yup. Was trying to get the best angle.

Anonymous Anonymous »
17 January, 2009 00:05  

jadi... dikau gak cebok kram?

Blogger ikram »
17 January, 2009 00:10  

I said off the recooord.

Anonymous Dipta »
17 January, 2009 21:28  

walah keren amat

Blogger ikram »
17 January, 2009 21:31  

Apanya yang keren Dip?

Blogger Erma »
17 January, 2009 22:24  

Disuruh bawa tissue dari luar mungkin maksudnya.
Tapi tetep menjijikkan dan bikin ilfeel itu toilet.

Blogger turabul-aqdam »
18 January, 2009 15:29  

ah, ikram.

kayanya, toilet yang ini bukan untuk itu, tapi untuk yang "lain". kamu pasti belum kasih password-nya ke petugas, sehingga fasilitas plus di restoran itu kagak keluar.


Anonymous Anonymous »
28 February, 2009 22:41  

bah, gw males baca english, dan blom gw baca smua coment2lo:

1. bagus, biasakan ngecek air toilet sblum buang air
2. tisu ada di luar, kram.. bentak aja petugas toiletnya kalo gak ada :P

lo multiply ajaaa biar update gwww (LOL)


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